It’s May! That means it’s Masturbation Month, and this Merry Month of May is even more special because it also means that it’s time for the Self Love is in the Air blog hop with prizes, fun and tales of self love by some of your favourite writers. the Self Love is in the Air blog hop is not only celebrating the personal touch, as it were, but even more importantly, celebrating Brit Babes’ very own Tabitha Rayne’s wonderful new invention, the Ruby Glow sit-down sex toy, now sold by Rocks On and nominated for 2016 ETO Awards Most Innovative New Sex Toy!
And it’s no wonder the Ruby Glow is up for an ETO award. Just read what the Rocks Off website says about the Ruby Glow:
“A saddle style non-penetrative toy, designed to stimulate your whole vulva. The Ruby Glow has a ribbed clitoral stimulator and vibrating vaginal/perineal mound which sit snugly in place anchored by your pubic bone. Dual vibrations are controlled by buttons at the front for easy access, putting you in control of your orgasm. Made from firm yet velvety silicone, Ruby Glow can be used through clothing but is skin safe to enable full contact if desired. The Ruby Glow has many unique contours making it also ideal for using against your body as a traditional clitoral stimulator or massager. Let the potent sensual rhythms of Ruby Glow be your guide as you feel your body respond and move to its powerful dual heartbeats, seductively taking you to your ultimate hands free orgasm.”
I’ve been privileged to be one of the testers for the Ruby Glow, and I have to say it’s right up my alley, since I have a little bit of a fetish for hands-off getting off. I’m especially fond of secret self pleasure in the back of busses that are, well perhaps not the best maintained. In fact, I had the total hands off secret wank in the back of the bus in mind when I wrote my poem, The Dodgy Bus for Ashley Lister’s fabulous Coming Together In Verse anthology, which was long-listed for the Saboteur Award. Now with Tabitha’s fabulous Ruby Glow causing people all over the UK to sit down and take notice, I can’t help but feel that I’m the not the only one who liked to sit down on the job. Enjoy!
And don’t forget to comment for a chance to win your own Ruby Glow
Just follow this link to find all the other lovely folk taking part-
http://tabitharayne.com/2016/05/self-love-air-blog-hop / and you could win some incredible prizes- including a Ruby Glow by Rocks Off and paperback copies of Sexy Just Walked Into Town by Brit Babes, Chemical S[ex] edited by Oleander Plume and A Clockwork Butterfly by Tabitha herself – and most exciting of all- some of Tabitha’s beautiful artwork is up for grabs.
AND!!! I’d like to add a copy of my travel novella, Migrations , which opens with a filthy self love scene, to the pot. Just leave a comment for a chance to win.
The Dodgy Bus
I always ride the dodgy bus no matter my destination.
Though the windows rattle and the floorboards shake,
I ride without hesitation.
Ignoring the stench of the oil and grease, I ride with enthusiasm,
Cuz it’s only on the dodgy bus I get the best orgasm.
Once onboard, I head for the back, as always is my habit,
Where the seats vibrate and shiver and shake like a really Rampant Rabbit.
My man-spread’s quite unladylike, but I open my legs real wide,
Ignoring the stares and the dirty looks. I’m only along for the ride.
While others get quite anxious, their stops anticipating,
No one ever guesses I’m just here masturbating.
The lack of good shocks makes my tits shake, the vibrations, they tickle my clit.
I’m an expert at finding the sweet spot on the naugahyde seat where I sit.
I don’t care if it’s cheap or it’s pricy, don’t mind if it costs a good sum.
Though I may not get where I’m going, I always have a good cum.