
I’m very pleased to welcome my launch mate, Lily Harlem, to A Hopeful Romantic today. We had the pleasure of launching our petite novels for Mischief Books on the same day. Naughty Night Nurse and Kinky Boots are mates in naughtiness, so to speak, and I’m very happy to be in such exquisite company. Welcome Lily, do tell!
Thank you so much for inviting me and my naughty nurse over to play today, KD, so very kind of you, though be warned, sheās a bit of a handful as you can tell by that jaunty jut of her hip and the way her uniform is just a little bit too tight!
Iāve always had a nurse story bubbling away at the back of my mind. I trained as a nurse when I was 18 and then worked in London for many years. The hours were long and hard, the work certainly stressful, but it was also incredibly rewarding. Helping patients was part of the job and I thrived on the adrenaline-inducing department I specialized in – Accident and Emergency. This was my home, be it during the day or on the night shift. One of the things I adored most was the sense of teamwork between doctors, nurses, the porters, lab staff, radiographers and domestic workers (cleaners and kitchen staff). If everyone didnāt get on, communicate, work hard, then the place just couldnāt run. It was very rare to find a lazy staff member; that type of personality just didnāt survive! It was a case of working hard, then a bit harder, then if you had time, go play too. Mmm, yep, we played pretty hard if I remember correctly!
The hospital social club was an ancient building, tin roof and drink so cheap I was sure it was subsidized by someone ā donāt know who. It was generally full, mostly people in a uniform of some description, or if not in uniform they still had tired faces and were most likely just out of scrubs after being in theatre all day. Mr Harlem and I had many a date at the āsocialā, in fact, I think we probably had our first date there!
During my nursing years I made many friends, most of them are memories now but a few have stood the test of time and without them still in my life there would be a great big hole. It does that to you, working in such an intense environment, you see people for who they are, beneath the layers. Those girlfriends have made up for me not having a sister and weāve continued to rise and fall together on the crazy crests of life.Ā I adore them.
Iāve certainly called on hospital experiences and drawn on remembered characters during my last five years of full time writing, but none so much as Confessions of a Naughty Night Nurse.
Now donāt think this book is a memoir, it isnāt (OMG, if it wasā¦!) but certainly the main character reminds me of someone I used to know, as do the two main doctors, Javier and Carl, though, of course, their personalities have been embellished considerably.Ā Some situations in the book are also reflections, and the descriptions of the hospital wards, corridors and Rose Cottage ā that the fluffy name given to the morgue ā are all exactly how I remember them.

Iāve just had a review for Confessions of a Naughty Night Nurse, and much to my delight it is written by a nurseā¦
It (Confessions of a Naughty Night Nurse) centers around Sharon, a night shift nurse in a hospital somewhere in England. If she lived in the U.S., sheād be called a float pool nurse because she can work almost anywhere in the hospital. You follow her sexscapades over the course of a few days/weeks and see how much trouble she gets into as well as how many people get between her legs. Sheās naughty, remember?
This book had the potential for utter ridiculousness. As a nurse, I take my profession pretty seriously and I didnāt know if this book would make nurses look like trollops. It didnāt though. It felt real! The authorās grasp of medical lingo as well as the possible happenings in a hospital all felt right. I swear she mentioned Maslow and I guffawed. It appealed to the nurse and the instructor in me. The sex was good, but not overdone and I enjoyed the characters.
And my gosh, the book actually had a plot and a decent one at that. Plus, I was rooting for her to end up with the sexy doctor. Well done, Lily Harlem. You definitely won me over.
I donāt mind saying that I was pretty damn nervous when the reviewer reached the point were she said the words āutter ridiculousnessā and then stated that she was a nurse, but phew, thank goodness she went on to say it āfeltā real. That is exactly what I was trying to achieve, an amalgamation of two big parts of my life, my erotic romance writing and my nursing days ā this lovely reviewer made me happy dance. Oh, and if youāre wondering what Maslow is, itās a psychology model used for assessing needs, starting from the very basic, moving up through the need to achieve, be encouraged etc and finally reaching self-actualisation.
I hope if you do read Confessions of a Naughty Night Nurse, you enjoy Sharonās naughty escapades. Here is the blurb and a sneaky excerpt taken from the beginning of the book.
Blurb:
When scalpels are set down, the ward lights turned off and the patients asleep, there is always time for mischief ā¦
I guess you could call me a jack-of-all-trades nurse. I find work satisfaction in whichever department the hospital needs me most, as long as itās through the darkest hours. Needless to say Iāve seen it all over the years, been there and done that, whatās left to shock me isnāt worth knowing. But itās so often the quieter nighttime where the real high jinx abound.
Yes, the nocturnal life is the one for me. With a weakness for sexy guys wearing white coats and dangling stethoscopes, my fantasies are often realised and Iām adept at finding relief from the hospital grind in shadowy corners and cozy linen cupboards.
Of course my dedication to patient comfort is paramount. What kind of nurse would I be if it wasnāt? But when one act of extreme, albeit highly inappropriate, kindness forced me to become the hospital directorās snitch, the length I went to in order to keep my job, satisfied my desires and found me the love that had always evaded me. A love that made me push even my not-so-professional boundaries to the extreme.
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Excerpt:
I checked my iPhone again. Another message from Tom.
Ā You coming?
I typed back quickly.
Ā Yes, so will you soon!
The porter appeared. He was new, a young guy, wide and stocky with hair so short you could see his scalp through it. He had the word love tattooed over the knuckles on his right hand.
āYou got one for Rose Cottage,ā he grunted, tugging the closed, coffin-style trolley along behind him.
āYes, sideward six.ā
Luckily Mr Parslowās skinny body was light, and within a few minutes we were heading out of the ward with him safely ensconced in the metal trolley.
āHey, Sharon,ā Tinkard called. āYou may as well go for your break after youāve done that, itās just gone midnight.ā
āRight you are.ā
The ward door shut with a heavy click and I put some muscle into pushing the trolley along the deserted corridor. As the pace picked up I stared at the lumpy back of the porterās head and wondered if he was the one whoād found Javier and Iceberg.
If only I could see into his mind.
I pondered on whether I should question him. Just come straight out and ask if heād seen the hottest medical senior house officer since Pompeiiās hospital had got showered in ash, shagging the Wicked Witch of the West where the sun doesnāt shine.
I thought better of it. My asking alone could become gossip, and I was keen to avoid gossip that included myself. There were too many skeletons in my cupboard, and, for that matter, in clinical rooms, sluices, linen rooms, and in that handy, unused office at the back of the pharmacy. No, I would keep quiet and do my own investigating.
Stepping out into the night, I was whipped in the face by my hair, the band holding it in a low ponytail no match for the ferocity of the gale. I hunched my shoulders and stooped, trying to shelter my face from the needle-points of rain blasting my cheeks. The sound of the torrent of drips hitting the metal trolley was almost as loud as the wind creaking at the row of oaks leading to Rose Cottage. Their boughs strained and moaned, their leaves hissing in great waves of noise.
The porter sped up behind the back of the canteen and put considerable energy into pulling. By the time we went past the incinerator and turned the final corner, I found myself jogging along the uneven path.
Luckily Tom was waiting with the door to Rose Cottage held open.
We rushed in, the trolley banging over the door-bar and a scurry of leaves whirling around our feet.
āFucking hell,ā the porter said. āItās cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey out there.ā
Tom shut the door, winked at me, then took hold of my end of the trolley and wheeled it into the bay of body drawers. I trailed along behind, tucking my wind-wild hair back into its ponytail.
āYeah, good job the VIPs in here donāt care about shitty weather,ā Tom said, stopping at twenty-six C and then opening the trolleyās lid to reveal Mr Parslowās covered body.
āBloody hate this part of the job, me,ā the porter said, staring at the shroud-covered lump and shuddering. āDonāt think Iāll ever get used to it.ā
āYou go if you want,ā I said, āIāll help here.ā
He widened his eyes and took a step backwards. āReally?ā
āSure, Iāve done it a million times. Doesnāt bother me.ā
āBloody hell, thanks . . .ā He nibbled on his bottom lip and scanned my coat, as though searching for my name badge.
āSharon,ā I said. āGo, weāve got this covered and I bet youāve lots to do.ā
āYeah, I have actually.ā He yanked his sleeves over his hands and strode back to the door.
Tom followed and I heard him lock it shut, as was standard procedure at Rose Cottage. The NHS couldnāt risk body snatching, thatās why Tom was employed as night security here.
āPoor sod,ā Tom said, wandering back in. āLooked white as a sheet, didnāt he?ā
āThey all do to start with.ā
Tom pulled open the drawer and together we slid Mr Parslow onto the metal; his body, although light, was a dense weight. Tom then pushed the drawer shut and closed the door with a resounding slam.
He wrote Mr Parslowās name on a piece of card and slipped it into a slot beneath.
āSo how long have you got?ā he asked, a naughty smile tugging his lips and his smoky-blue eyes twinkling.
I raised my eyebrows. āNo time at all. Change of plan, I have to get straight back, sorry.ā
āAh, Sharon,ā he said, frowning. āWhy do you go and tease me like that? You know how much I look forward to your visits. Theyāre the only thing that keeps me going in this lifeless place.ā
āSorry.ā I glanced down his body. Through his uniform ā dark-navy trousers and shirt ā Tomās well-defined muscles could be made out, as could a fantastically long wedge of flesh behind his fly.
My pussy clenched as I remembered last week when Iād paid him a visit. Heād bent me over the desk and rammed himself into me for nearly an hour. It had been so damn hard to walk back onto the orthopaedic ward Iād actually considered nicking a pair of crutches.
I hitched in a breath, knowing I wouldnāt be able to keep up my pretence for more than another few seconds. Tomās big dick and his skilful use of it was too damn irresistible. āThe ward is crazy busy.ā
He reached for me but I stepped away. āJust a kiss and a quick grope then, to keep me going.ā
Quickly I moved even further away, towards the autopsy room. āHa, ha,ā I said gleefully. āJust kidding, Iām on my break now.ā
He flattened his lips into a tight line, as if holding back a broad smile, though at the same time narrowing his eyes as though furious with me. āYou little minx,ā he said. āYouāll pay for that.ā
āOnly if you can catch me.ā I darted into the autopsy room, dark except for a couple of low lights over a set of huge scales. The air was cool and laced with disinfectant.
I glanced around. There was a big, steel surgical table in the centre, a row of cupboards, several filing cabinets and a desk holding an ancient computer monitor.
āSharon,ā Tom called, the door shutting behind him with a soft whoosh. āYou canāt escape.ā
āNo, please, no,ā I said with a giggle and ran towards the far side of the room.
He chased but I dodged at the last minute, went to run for the door. He cut me off and I swivelled, found myself barging into the bolted-down table in the middle.
I gasped as the air flew from my lungs, but recovered quickly and, with my hands flat on the cool surface, scooted to the end.
Tom was facing me now, his face strewn with shadows, but I could see the thrill of the chase had flushed his cheeks and caused him to pant.
āCome here,ā he said, edging closer.
āNo.ā I moved away from him in a circle around the table.
But it was futile; he was tall, fast and strong. Suddenly I was grabbed and tugged to the end, my body pulled up against his.
He pressed his lips down hard on mine and instantly the game was over. Now it was all about carnal satisfaction. With Tom, I was always guaranteed a spectacular orgasm and I couldnāt wait to start riding towards it.
āAh, yeah, baby, Iāve got you,ā he said, shoving my coat off and flicking it out of the way. āYou gonna take it good again? Like you did last week?ā
āYes,ā I panted, tearing at the buttons on his shirt. āYes, that was so hot, I could hardly bloody walk the next day.ā
He chuckled, low, deep and sexy, then kissed me again, the stubble on his chin scraping my skin and his breaths blowing hot and hard on my cheek.
He had my uniform up around my waist now and was forcing me to lie back on the ice-cold table. He stepped between my legs and leaned over me, pressing his groin into the gusset of my knickers.
āReally, on here?ā I said, slotting my fingers into his hair and drawing my knees up so they pressed either side of his hips. āWhere they chop up dead people? Isnāt that a bit freaky?ā
āThe French for orgasm is petite mort so itās kind of fitting.ā He was fiddling with the elastic of my underwear, at the juncture of my thighs.
āYeah, I suppose, but, oh āā My words were cut off and turned into a delighted moan. Heād plunged two fingers high up inside me and found my clit with his thumb.
āOh, youāre such a dirty nurse,ā he murmured, kissing and licking over my cheek.
About Lily Harlem:
Lily Harlem is an award-winning author of contemporary erotic romance and lives in the UK with Mr Harlem and a host of rescued pets. Since giving up a career in nursing she loves to spend her days dreaming up naughty stories that have a happy ever afters. When you read her books be warned though, the bedroom door is always left wide open!
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