Happy birthday, Filthy Mouths and Evil Tongues!
Yes, that’s right, the fabulously fiercely fun Filthy Mouths and Evil Tongues have excited London with filthy smutty naughty words for a whole year! I’ve been lucky enough to be a part of the filthiness for about half of that time, and I’m very excited to announce that the Filthy Mouths women are having a birthday party, and YOU are invited.
Not only will there be filthy stories poems and other shenanigans, but there’ll be displays of some of the artistic talent that is Filthy Mouth and Evil Tongues. There’ll be a treasure hunt, and of course the smut-tastic, ultra-naughty sex texting competition for a fabulous prize from Sh! Oh, and did I mention cocktails? Oh yes, sexy alcoholic beverages will, indeed, be abundant.
That’s next Friday, 21st September, 7:00 pm in London. The Slaughter House Studio in Hoxton. THE place to be!
Get your tickets here: http://filthybirthdaycocktailparty.eventbrite.co.uk/
FILTHY WRITERS POEM
Filthy Mouths and Evil Tongues
Dirty minds and wanton words
Sticky pages, most outrageous!
Stories longing to be heard.
She honours you, who share her thoughts
So treasure her brave and lusty tale
What gems will be glimpsed, what secrets reveaed
So pay attention, listen well to
She’s the queen of fanny, pussy, twat and front bum
Full of knowledge on fisting, birth and good ways to come
She’ll help you feel better if your bits feel amiss
Though she’d like to add that she still loves the penis
She uses words to shock and please,
To satisfy your wishes,
And to prove that she is not a tease,
She’ll cover you in kisses
Sit back, relax and listen while I share with you some filth.
Words to make you cream your pants,
As told by your favourite MILF
Elizabeth will now inspire
Make your pulse race and take you higher
Her wicked words in verse tonight
For your delectation and delight!
K D Grace isn’t great with the rhyming,
Her meter is off — and her timing
But if its filth that you want you’re surely I luck
Cuz she knows how to write a hot … Story 😉
Hello. I want to make you cum
With my dirty little tongue
Tonight I have a new debut
So come play with me… & I’ll play with you
A wild active mind
Hot rash words, not unkind.
Taking you for a ride
To see what we find