To See the New Year Coming
Happy New Year everyone! No navel gazing today. There are always more than plenty of that to go around this time of the year. I saw a meme on Facebook yesterday that said something along the lines of ‘I can’t believe it’s been a whole year since I’ve become a better person.’ ‘Nuff said! No lectures, no reflections, no romps down memory lane. This year I’m beginning a new New Years Eve tradition because everyone deserves the gift of bad poetry from their friends. And if it’s bad poetry you want, well I’m your girl. And my wish for you all is that you see the old year out with whatever your version of a good hearty navel gaze may be, and after that’s all sorted,that you see the New Year coming.
Seeing the New Year Coming
You kissed my lips on New Year
Standing by the sink
My hands were wet and soapy,
We’d had a few to drink
We stayed at home this New Year
To give us time to think,
We stayed at home to navel gaze and
indulge in some New Year kink.
You kissed my lips on New Year,
Well that’s where you began
Then you kissed my neck and ears
Made me drop the frying pan
Splashing water on my breasts
and right up on my cheek.
You didn’t really mind that though,
And you gave my nips a tweak.
You pushed and shoved my skirt up high
Until my ass was bare
It didn’t half surprise you
To find no panties there.
To start the New Year right, you said,
A woman should be wet
And one grope reassured you
I was moist as I could get.
Then I reached behind me and
Grabbed you by the schlong
I like to party hard I said,
On New Years, I like it long.
You’d seen to my Christmas stuffing
Then ate me for Boxing Day Lunch
And you had a plan for New Year
One I would like a bunch.
You kissed and stroked and shoved right in
Alde Lang Syne you were humming
Then you took me from behind so I could see
The New Year coming.