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Smutter Advent Calendar Yummy Treat

 

If you’re participating in the daily fun and excitement on the Smutter Advent Calendar, then you know on day 18, that would be today, all you have to do to claim your copy of  my novella, Allotted Views, is pop a comment onto this post along with your email address, before noon on the 19th of December and I’ll send you a PDF of Allotted Views as a very naughty Advent treat.

Blurb for Allotted Views:

(From the Immoral Views Anthology by Sweetmeats Press)

When the mysterious ‘Woo Woo Man,’ JONATHAN takes on the thin strip of bramble-infested ground in the Blue Bell Street Allotments, veg gardener extraordinaire, ROSE, whose bedroom window overlooks his ‘small holding,’ wonders what idiot would take on such a project. When she ‘accidentally’ sees him chanting a bit of woo-woo and having a midnight wank under a full moon in his newly rotovated plot, she suspects his methods aren’t found in any RHS manual.

As watching his late night garden antics becomes more for voyeuristic pleasure than for sussing out sound horticultural practices, and as Jonathan’s garden grows more exquisite with every wank, Rose begins to wonder if there just might be something to a little sex woo-woo in the garden. But can she learn Jonathan’s secret without him learning hers, or will she be forced to come clean?

Excerpt

I appreciate a good garden way more than most, and I completely understand wanting to get onto the patch as early as possible – especially when it’s that time of year, when there’s so much to do and enthusiasm is running high. But it was midnight, for fuck sake! I had work in the morning. This was not neighbourly behaviour.

I was seriously considering giving him a piece of my mind or throwing something at him. But then he took off his shirt. He just slipped it right off over his head like it was something completely normal to do in the allotments in the middle of the night. The light from the streetlamp that shown across the alley behind my house lent just enough to the ambient moonlight that I could see his nipples bead to hard knots in the slight chill.

I like nipples. I like them a lot. I don’t care which sex they belong to, when they tighten and strain beneath a shirt, I get wet. I can’t help it. I can’t keep myself from imagining what’s causing those lovely, tense mini-erections – even if it’s nothing more than too much air conditioning in the frozen food isle at Sainsbury. Nipples are such a lovely reminder that we’re not nearly as in control of our biological functions as we think we are. And when someone is brazen enough to bare their nipples like roseate pebbles turned over in perfectly smooth tilth, well I’m completely in awe. And this man’s points were pink and stiff and yummy above rippled areole that made me want to touch, made me want to tweak and stroke and tongue, made me wish I had my binoculars handy.

It quickly became evident that it wasn’t the late night chill stiffening the man’s nips, at least not entirely. Before my eyes, he stepped out of a pair of ratty Birkenstocks and slid baggy cargo trousers off over his straight hips and the pillowed swell of his bottom. He kicked them carelessly to one side. Apparently the occasion had called for commando, and I didn’t have to endure more disrobing before I was treated to the full-on.

 

15 Responses to “Smutter Advent Calendar Yummy Treat”

  1. Wow super hot excerpt KD…. and nipples very undervalued and taken for granted in my humble opinion. X

     
    • Chris
    • Thanks Chris! Let’s hear it for nipples!

      KDx

       
      • K D Grace
  2. “Allotted Views” sounds great! Cover kind of looked like she’s inside a washing machine… ? But then I had my coffee and could see it’s a camera. “View.” I get it now!

     
    • Shar
    • LOL! Thought the same thing when I saw it befor coffee, Shar! Stories are very hot though, and Allotted Views is completely NOT in keeping with the season, but I think we could all use a little sunshine and warmth while waiting for the days to get longer again! Thanks for the comment!

      KDx

       
      • K D Grace
  3. Sounds like a fab story with a great ‘plot’ LOL!!! Oh and sounds really hot too, of course!! I’d love a copy of Allotted Views, Merry Christmas,
    Jen xx

     
    • Jen Maple
    • LOL, Jen! Thanks for the comment. Will send you on your copy. I really hope you enjoy digging into it. Har, har!

      Happy Holidays!

      KDx

       
      • K D Grace
  4. Wow, that’s a gardener who will do anything to keep his plants happy.

    drainbamaged.gyzmo at gmail.com

     
    • Thanks for the comment, Kathryn! Being a gardener myself, I’ve gone to some pretty serious lengths to keep my plants happy, but Johnathan’s got me beat!

      Happy Holidays!

      KDx

       
      • K D Grace
  5. Awesome excerpt! A man’s chest makes me giddy and I’m glad you highlighted it, thanks for the giveaway!

    joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com

     
    • Joder
    • Thanks for stopping by to admire a man’s chest with me, Joder! Nice to know there are so many of us who appreciate the finer things! Happy holidays, and AV is heading your way!

      KDx

       
  6. would love to read one of the Body Temperature and Rising books

     
    • Lynsey Buchanan
    • Thanks for the comment, Lynsey! Body Temperature and Rising and the Lakeland Heatwave Trilogy in general, are definitely hot reads. I hope you do get the chance to read them. In the meantime, a copy of Allotted Views is headed your way to keep you warm on those cold winter evenings!

      KDx

       
      • K D Grace
  7. Looks absolutely fantastic!

    vitajex(at)aol(Dot)com

     
    • Trix
  8. K. D., That was one HOT excerpt from your novella ” Allotted Views”, I would really enjoy a copy to heat up a cold evening. Thank you also for participating in the Smutter Advent Calendar Giveaway.
    Take Care, Merry XxxxMas & Stay Naughty,
    PaParanormalFan (Renee)
    paranormalromancefan at yahoo dot com
    PS: K. D., I subscribed to your blog via email, LQQking forward to getting your updates.

     
    • Thanks for the lovley comment, Renee!

      Smutters Advent Calendar has been totally my pleasure, Renee! And thanks for subscribing to my blog! I really appreciate it! A copy of Allotted Views in on its way to heat up your holiday! Enjoy! All the best and thanks!

      KDx

       
      • K D Grace
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